The Rogues Gallery Writers are an up and coming group of five talented authors hell-bent on reaching out into this world with provocative fiction, spot-on humor and empathetic passion.
Monday, November 30, 2009
Bunko Bash
If, perchance, you enjoy meeting new people, you love to play games and you don't desire to use your brain too much, Bunko fills the bill for you. We (the hosts) give out prizes for this game of total chance. Originally, we scheduled this Bunko Bash to be a Book Bunko Bash, but delays due to contracts and editing caused us to go with the normal arrangement.
Books dominate the list of prizes for this year's Bunko party. Publication and delivery dates determine which books make up the prizes for the winners in our three prize categories. As is often the case in football, game-day decisions on which books land on the prize list must be determined at the last minute.
Stay tuned, there may be posts that contain this information before next Saturday, December 5, 2009 which so happens to be our Bunko Bash!
Woo hoo!
Monday, November 23, 2009
Thanksgiving
With respect to the Rogues, I am thankful for being associated with talented writers who are dedicated to furthering their knowledge of craft AND furthering their writing careers. This gig (writing) is not for the faint-of-heart. Writing requires, yes I mean requires, dedication, perseverance, discipline and constant maintenance.
This load can be more than heavy. It can crush your spirit. There are times when you feel you will never move forward. Times when you feel you can't write a simple sentence much more a brilliant one. Therefore, reveling in the company of fellow strugglers is something to be more than thankful for, even more than grateful for.
We walk through the writing battlefield together. We have each others backs. We're there when one of us needs an encouraging word. We're there with honest critiques.
Thank you fellow Rogues. I hope I can give back all that I get from you.
Monday, November 16, 2009
Blog Days
Blogging is essential to furthering your writing career. Swallow that. Digest it. Do not fear it. Blogging is the simplest of writing. This makes it some of the most fun writing you will do. Grammar is not required, although I'm sure you don't need to be putting out total crap.
Blogging is supposed to be a 'web log' or diary of sorts. A blog should bring people up to date on what is going on in your writing life and where you are going. You could even throw in a current event piece if there is something on your mind out there in the 'real' world.
Blogging must be consistent. This is the one that intimidates would-be bloggers. "I don't have time" is the common cry. Hogwash! You should post a blog at least once a week. I post every Monday on three different blogs and one blog no one knows about I often post to more than three times a week.
For the three I post to every Monday, I set aside one day at the beginning of the month and I write four pieces for each blog. That is a total of 12 blogs containing 200-500 words each. Basically I write around 2500 - 6000 words that day. Not too tough. This takes me about two to five hours. I then "schedule a blog to post on each Monday of that month. My blogging is then complete!
I do have that other blog I post to whenever I get the urge. Also, if something pops up that I wish to add to my Fatherhood blog, I can write it and post it immediately. In this manner, people coming to my blogs have fresh content each and every week. Look at this blog. There are consistent posts from me. There are also posts from my fellow Rogues, but that is a message for another day. They post to this blog as well and the ability for them to do that is set up very easily.
Use blogs to promote your writing. You need to get out there and get exposure. Blogs are free, simple to set up and even easier to manage. Do not cop out with the 'no time' excuse. Set up a blog day and jump to it!
Monday, November 9, 2009
Rogue Holidays
These verbs - is, was, were, have been, has been, etc. - flock to our brains like birds from a Hitchcock movie. They invade our otherwise pristine plots and dilute our otherwise brilliant characters until one day we wake up, read our manuscript with an objective eye, and cry. Our baby can't be this ugly! We thought we used only the cream of word-genes.
Yet there the manuscript stands, some bride of Frankenstein that owns no happy ending - at least not in our disappointed writer's eyes. Hope only breeds once we walk away, leave the words to simmer and we determine to go back with the delete-key-scalpel and fix that which offends.
Holidays embrace families, traditions and other wonderful aspects of life. Writers write about holidays but if truly dedicated, observe them only when they complete their daily writing goals. Otherwise the holiday becomes an excuse to not write.
The Rogues have numerous writing projects in the works. Rebekah Hunter Scott strives to finish up edits on her magnificent book Motherhood is Easy. Jeff Swesky diligently works on cleaning up his first draft of the autobiography Flight From Fear. Michael Ray King juggles the collaborative effort Writing is Easy written by all the Rogues along with his personal projects The Seven Day Rose and Loves Lost and Found.
The Rogues intend to spend the holidays basking in the knowledge and glow and satisfaction of writing well-done. Do not deny us our desire to reach our goals, and most definitely do not deny us the thrill of holidays fulfilled by achievements in our writing lives. We take no days off unless we decide to slack off - and this we love. Bring on the holidays!
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
KICKING AND SCREAMING
Monday, November 2, 2009
Nanowrimo
A 'win' in Nanowrimo is to complete a manuscript with at least 50,000 words in the thirty days of November. These words do not have to make a lot of sense, have an outstanding flow nor even have a defined plot. I would submit to any participant that those items should be held as a priority, but even if you do not achieve any of them, the mere fact of proving to yourself you can actually write 50,000 words in thirty days is huge.
Many writers look at a blank screen and get intimidated by word counts. I've heard it in conferences - writers wondering if their 30,000 words qualifies as a non-fiction book-length book. Numbers and writers do not mix well. Numbers often intimidate writers. Nanowrimo affords the writer an opportunity to slay the word count 'monster'.
Successfully running through Nanowrimo will lift your confidence, your key speed and possibly, if you've gone into it somewhat organized (I know, another writer struggle), you may walk away with a first draft manuscript.
Look into Nanowrimo folks. Even for the peripheral writer, this contest could be the spark you for which you are looking. No one can beat you out but yourself. You achieve the word count, you win. This contest is that simple. You even get a certificate when you win.
Sign-up for Nanowrimo is available throughout the month, so even if you start late, you can get in. Late sign-up just increases your minimum daily word count requirements. Personally, I tend to write in bursts of thousands of words and then write hundreds of words on other days.
Challenge yourself. Jump on in! The writing's fine!
Thursday, October 29, 2009
The Vice of Life
Can you feel it?
The pressure that builds moment upon moment, day after day, squeezing against your skull like an invisible vice that some unseen assailant keeps turning tighter and tighter and tighter until your about ready to fucking pop?!
The Vice of Life.
We all experience this to some degree and we all handle it differently. But with the current state of affairs with our economy, we may see more and more people let it get the best of them.
Or maybe we'll all eventually be naked in a huge field together singing "Kumbaya."
Somehow I doubt that.
Especially with the percentages of unemployment, foreclosures, and divorces being so high.
And let's not forget we're still in this fucking war, while Iran and North Korea are becoming more dangerous every time you look at the news. Add to it all the piling bills, nagging spouse, pressuring boss, screaming kids—it's a surprise we're not all in the nuthouse.
Americans are fighting depression, anger, despair. This generally tends to make people act out in some way. Whether out in the open or in secret. Telling off a boss, getting into a fight, committing adultery, or even picking up a good drug addiction. Some way of rebelling, letting off steam, and controlling even just one aspect of your life, even if it's a negative.
But what concerns me are the extreme cases. The ones who get absolutely crushed by the Vice and lose their goddamn minds.
I'm talking about the stable wife and soccer mom, who locks her two and four year olds in the truck of her car and drives off a bridge into a river. The ideal employee who never missed a day of work, but comes in one day with an assault rifle riddling the mazes of cubicles with bullets, bursting office workers skulls like water balloons. Rape, murder, abuse, suicide. You name it—it's on the news … daily.
Who knows, a day may come when the economy stabilizes, numbers of unemployment and foreclosures drop, war ends, it's safe to invest again, the swine flu disappears, soccer is recognized as America's new pastime, and we'll all be rolling in fucking money. And the only violent deaths in the news come from your typical homegrown psychopaths and criminals.
But until then, who's going to be the next to lose control and wind up as tragedy on their local news?
Could it be you?
BT
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Monday, October 26, 2009
FWA Conference
Rebekah garnered the best short fiction out of hundreds of entries competing for publication in the book From Our Family to Yours. Her story Variations on Mr. Cornflake was voted the top story in the book. Rebekah autographed many books and looked natural in an author's seat.
Jeff scored a Second Place trophy in the RPLA's (Royal Palm Literary Award) for unpublished autobiography for the book Flight From Fear. Jeff had the only book-length work up for an award and his Second Place showing brings that much more credibility to our group. This book will be making some publicity noise in the near future.
Michael scored a First Place trophy in the Poetry category for his work Rendezvous from the recently published book Loves Lost and Found. The book is illustrated by fellow Rogue Tracy McDurmon. She interpreted Michael's poetry through acrylic paints. The poem lends the book more prestige with it's top award-winning notoriety.
All in all, the FWA Conference 2009 has been a success for the Rogues Gallery Writers. Yes, we would have loved to have scored trophies in the RPLA's short fiction categories. We had five - yes five - finalist manuscripts in the category, but we were shut out. We will come out of this more determined to reach the pinnacle in 2010.
Congratulations to all the Rogues! We all emerged winners! Was there ever any doubt?
Monday, October 19, 2009
Rogues in Writing Competition
BloodTrail has a semi-ghost written memoir that achieved finalist status. This book covers the turbulent life of a Rabbi in Europe during the Nazi years and beyond. We are VERY excited about this manuscript.
Rednekah has a short story up in the finalist spotlight. The story, Five Easy Minutes is one of the best written short stories of its length ever written, and appears in the upcoming anthology Writing is Easy. If there was ever a lock on an award winning story, Five Easy Minutes is it in my humble opinion. Rednekah also will be the top author signing her autograph in the new book - From Our Family to Yours - a collection of short stories about family that the FWA put together. Rednekah's story - Variations on Mr. Cornflake was awarded the top story designation by an FWA panel of judges and chief judge Suzette Standring. A much-deserved accolade to be sure.
Then there's DarkThorn. Yeah. Me. Ok, so I entered a lot more material than my fellow Rogues. I happen to believe in the theory of numbers. I have 5 pieces that are finalists in the RPLA's. Two short stories (yep, I'm up against ol' Rednekah, and I don't like my chances there), two flash fictions and one poem. The four fictions- The Road Home, Lavender Hour, Autumn Wind and Witch Moon - can be found in the upcoming book Writing is Easy as well and the poem - Rendezvous - can be found in the just published Loves Lost and Found.
Last year the Rogues were virtually shut out of the top spots in the RPLA's with DarkThorn's Fatherhood 101 placing third in the non-fiction category. This year we bounced back with volume and quality. Keep your fingers crossed. Rub those lucky rabbit's feet. We aim to take home ton's of recognition.
Monday, October 12, 2009
Rogues in Edit
Then we each have a week to complete our edits before we turn the book over to our professional editor. That's the next to last step before sending the manuscript off to the printer. These are hectic times. Forget the upcoming holidays. The Rogues are busting ass to be ready for those holidays with new books.
This process doesn't just happen. You must be dedicated and pig-headed and focused and anal retentive and all the other things that thwart would be writers from their goal. The Rogues are stubborn. We want success. We strive for excellence in writing. We are also tired of crap winning writing awards. The way we look at it, our crap is better than the crap winning these awards out there, so we're careening pall mall toward our goal of two new books by December 2009. Stay tuned. Writing is Easy and Motherhood is Easy are barreling your way...
Monday, October 5, 2009
Book Bunko Bash!
Obviously, due to the word "bash", we are planning a party. But this is no ordinary party, it's a Bunko party! Bunko is one of the great "mixer" party games that cause grown people to act like children and get a little goofy.
But Bunko is not the only draw here. The Rogues Gallery Writers will be unveiling two books - Writing is Easy and Motherhood is Easy. In fact, the three prizes given out at every Bunko party will be one of each of those books as well as a copy of Loves Lost and Found co-authored by two Rogues - Panthera and DarkThorn.
The Rogues are planning for this party to be huge, so location and time are still being worked out. You will want to be there, so stay tuned to the blog and all the announcements cascading from all the Rogues social media sites. You have some quality reading coming your way. Wait for it . . . wait for it ...
Thursday, October 1, 2009
A New Head of Steam
Getting behind the keyboard can be challenging. I realize that only writer understand this. A non-writer will say, "C'mon! How hard can it be?" Pretty damned tough when the yard needs mowed, the son gets suspended from school, you back into the neighbors car and you strain your femoral bicep ligament and muscle. Then there's meals, phone calls, emails, meetings, mail, bills, your other job, children, spouses, friends, pets, spills, broken dishes, leaky roofs, preparations for presentations to various groups and a whole torrid-paced pile of other 'stuff'.
One of my solutions to the "everything-else-takes-precedence-over-my-writing" syndrome is to buck up, give up a little sleep time, and make sure I clock at least 1000 words each day. Two nights of getting to bed an hour late has spurred me to write during the day - like right now (noon) - so that I can get a good night's sleep.
It's amazing how discomfort will effect a change in your patterns. I'm promoting a "discomfort" approach to writing. Make your life a little uncomfortable by making writing a priority at some critical point in your day. You'll then find a way to get it done at a less inconvenient time.
I believe most writers will tell you they LOVE the process of writing. It's the process of GETTING TO THE WRITING that squelches them. I know this is the case for this Rogue. I handle more in a day than many people do in a week. But I deny myself the one thing I desire to "hand my hat on" professionally - writing. That's bullshit. We must stop holding ourselves back. We need to forge ahead and make things happen.
The Rogues are gearing up to do just that. We have some aggressive goals that, quite frankly, scare the hell out of me. I know, Rogues should be tough. We have a goal of producing two books by the first week in December. This is no small task people. Two books at once with two months to get them done is aggressive. This is a "don't try this at home" kinda gig.
We're also producing Rogues Gallery T-shirts that will go on sale at the end of the month. We are also up for all kinds of awards at the Florida Writer's Association Conference at the end of the month. Two of us, Panthera and I, just published Loves Lost and Found.
I look at all that is going on and I'm amazed. Too often I only see things in a microcosm and have to step back and look at what's really going on. The Rogues are gearing up for a Blitzkrieg. Our new head of steam is building. We're preparing to cut loose again. Watch out! Ready or not, here we come!!!!
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Rogue News
Launching a new book demands attention - attention to detail, attention to market and attention to rest. Panthera and I reveled in an excellent book-signing party at The Source in Palm Coast. Or is that Bunnell? The two cities run together around that area. No matter, people found us, we signed lots of books and we are looking forward to more signings.
You know when the Rogues are quiet that they are up to something. At this moment, we have two books in the editing phase - Writing is Easy and Motherhood is Easy. Both books hold tons of promise. Do you want to see the true Rogues as they deal with this life we live? Get on the list and pre-order these books. Your ability to pre-order comes your way Monday, October 5, 2009. Both books are scheduled for release the first week of December 2009.
You'll be hearing quite a bit from us. Stay tuned ...
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
What's The Buzzzzzzzz??????? Boys
Makes Panthera quite pleased. My boys were there in all their glory! hootin and hollerin.
Beks even made herself known. I hear she slipped out the back to avoid Bloodtrail.
Love's Lost and Found was adored by many and I still hear the peoples talkin about it,
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So we are gonna have to plan yet another event to get some more good times rollin.
Rogues are a grand clan and their fans even grander. Lovin these "Goodtimes"
Took Panthera a few days to recoup but , I'm back in the saddle boys and ready to ride!!!
I hear through the grape vine, always near the grapes these days,
that the Rogues are planning some crazy stuff and are busy deliberating the winners of the writing contest.
Huh? wonder how that's going. I will sneak a peak and get back to ya.
Many fond wishes from the Panthera*
Monday, September 14, 2009
Rogue Support
Panthera and DarkThorn will be selling and signing books. Most likely, Rednekah and BloodTrail will have our backs. One of the bonds writers MUST have is a support group. It helps if that group is somehow intricately involved with what a writer does. The Rogues Gallery Writers support each other.
This blog is simply a note of thanks to my fellow Rogues and all the encouragement I personally receive from each of them. Saturday is a big day. One four hour moment to launch a book, one catalytic moment to launch a life-trek. Without support, a writer is nothing more than a lonely wordcrafter doomed to wilt before he/she blooms. That fate awaits no Rogue.
Saturday. September 19, 2009. The Source. Marvin's Gardens shopping center. Moody Blvd. 4:00pm-8:00pm. The Rogues Gallery Writers hope to see you there.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Rogue Book Signing and Short Story Contest
The Rogue Gallery Writers are very proud of Panthera and DarkThorn (aka Tracy McDurmon and Michael Ray King). We support our own whether we do a project as a team or individual. Writing is Easy, the Rogues joint venture, continues in the editing phase. The deadline to enter our short story contest is fast approaching, so if you're thinking about entering, it's time to do more than think. Action is key here!
The Rogues Gallery Writers are gearing up for many projects and ventures that will be sure to please many. I would recommend you start following this blog so you can keep abreast of what's happening. It is sooooooooooo easy. Simply click on the "Follow" icon on this page. Then, follow your nose and follow the Rogues down paths you never knew existed! You'll soon learn why it's hard to keep a good Rogue down!
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Book Signing for Two Rogues!
In the guises of Michael Ray King (poet) and Tracy McDurmon (artist), they'll be chirpily signing their new book - Loves Lost and Found at The Source in Palm Coast, Florida. The Source is located in the Marvin's Gardens shopping center on Moody Blvd. The signing is from 4:00pm to 8:00pm. There should be quite a crowd, so come early if you want a copy of their book.
I think everyone should go just to see them pretend 'not' to be Rogues. Actually, they're supposed to be bringing official Rogues Gallery Writers T-shirts to sell, so I suppose that means they'll be acknowledging their Roguishness. Possibly this dual personality display will cause them to become schizo or something. Nonetheless, everyone should come out to the signing to support our fellow Rogues.
If they seem normal and fine upstanding citizens at first glance, don't let them fool ya. Underneath they're Rogue through and through. Pick up an official T while you're there and let the world know - the Rogues Gallery Writers are on the move!
Friday, August 28, 2009
Can't hold a good Rogue down!!
What Have You Rogued for Me Lately?
Nothing.
Not a damn thing for Mr. Bloodtrail over the past two weeks.
Not for the Rogues or any of my other writing projects.
In the past I would get discouraged about such a lack of productivity. This would create stress, frustration, and maybe even a mild form of depression. Instead of getting out of my writing funk, I would only elongate it and even create my own little Catch-22. I'm miserable because I can't write and I can't write because I'm miserable.
I think this can be a common dilemma for writers. But how a writer handles the situation can determine how debilitating it will be to his or her muse in the long run.
In recent months I've come to learn and accept that these periods are inevitable—they will happen. It's something that all writers must face. Whether it's due to writer's block or just a lack of time from the heavy demands of life, all writers must wallow through these non-writing phases.
I knew this writing abyss was temporary. Life got in the way and said, "Bloodtrail—your ass is mine for a while! You're not writing a fuckin' thing!" And I didn't.
This time—for once—I embraced it. I didn't get discouraged or stressed or depressed. I kept in my mind that once I navigated through these obstacles, I would resume writing with gusto.
For many writers acceptance alone may be difficult—if not impossible—as a method for breaking down these writing barriers. What I really recommend is to get into a good critique group; a small group of writers with common goals and/or interests. A group like this will become a safe haven for your muse.
At last night's meeting, when I heard all that my Rogues were accomplishing and their enthusiasm towards our future projects and events, how could I not come home feeling energized and ready to bust a cap in my word processor's ass? Besides that, the camaraderie and great laughs let any stress melt away and put me in a great frame of mind. That's really the key to great writing. Having your mind focused, and free and clear of worry—even if only for a short time.
With my obstacles cleared and my mind right again—my hiatus is over!
Mr. Bloodtrail is back and ready to inflict a bloodbath of prose. I'm prepared to go a on a cross-country writing spree.
Look out—you may be my next victim!
BT
Saturday, August 15, 2009
The Rogues Gallery Writers Short Story Contest
The winner will also receive an official Rogues Gallery Writers T-shirt and stationary. Three copies of the book will also be awarded this fortunate writer. Contests are great fun. Just entering is a victory and I encourage everyone to take their shot.
The cool thing about this contest is that you will be contributing to helping other writers. The twist of this contest is that all submissions must answer four questions about their story. These questions are designed to show other writers what thought processes you use when constructing a story.
The Rogues have done this with their stories that are in the book already. Once complete, this book should be a very interesting read for writers everywhere. So take the plunge. Jump in with both feet and enter the contest. Come join the Rogues on their journey to helping writers learn more about their craft.
Tell them DarkThorn sent you!
Monday, August 10, 2009
Safari
Sunday, August 9, 2009
Rogues Still Rollin'
Redneckah continues to plug away at her blogs. She produces VERY consistently. She's like clockwork with her blogs. Something many of us envy. Her humor and insights into motherhood are well worth reading.
Panthera is rockin' the painting world with her prolific efforts on the canvas. Her recent works are visually intriguing as well as enticing to the eye. What she does with paint is amazing.
This update is just to let you know there is no rest for the motivated. IF you aspire to write, this is how you do it. You keep at it, day in and day out. You write at every opportunity availed you. The time may be ripe for another Rogue outing. We just had lunch Friday, but we may need something a bit more unusual to stir up some mischief.
Our book, Writing is Easy is moving through the pre-editing stage very well. In the wink of an eye the book will be at the editor's desk which brings it one step closer to publication. The Rogues are even holding a contest to allow one very talented writer to join us in the pages of this book. Details are available at www.clearviewpressinc.com.
Keep up with the Rogues (if you can!)
Saturday, August 1, 2009
Rogues That Work?
We pour our souls into what we write. If a Rogue writes something funny, he or she takes it to the limit. If a Rogue writes something bloody, there's gonna be a lot of it. We don't pull up short. Others might take things further than we do, but that's only because their personality is different from ours.
We all have jobs. We have a life outside writing. This life intrudes all too often, yet we still produce. Our output is quality stuff. We do not have a day in our lives where we forget about creating. We live and breathe creativity. This is our passion. When everything is said and done, this is our vocation.
The Rogues Gallery Writers thrive off each other. We feed off the energy of the group and create stories, books and paintings we never knew were in us. We've only begun our work and the most tremendous, stupendous aspect of our work is that, thank God, it will NEVER be done!
Here's to our vocation, fellow Rogues! Keep on rockin'!
Sunday, July 19, 2009
The Cold Bite of Autumn
Crisp October air bit at Cheryl's throat as she staggered down the country road. The Milky Way shot silent stares at her as the heels of her shoes clicked erratically down the asphalt. Puffs of breath hung behind her like tiny clouds, slowly dissipating into oblivion.
One moment they'd been laughing, whooping it up at Ted's expense. In a blink of her eye, grim visages of death accused her of murder. All three men splayed around the car like discarded marionettes, lifelines cut by callous disregard for good sense.
Why death skipped over her screamed of mystery or fate's cruel sentence. Shock permeated her senses as she placed one foot in front of the other. Each step took patience and care as something felt broken. Maybe her ankle, maybe her leg, the pain when she placed her left foot to the road played pinball throughout her body.
Dull light from a rickety front porch competed with the heavens for attention. Cheryl focused her eyes as much as possible on that lonely bulb. If she ever wanted to pray, this moment begged for it, but she managed only a low, guttural keening.
Perhaps fate desired that she live. After all, she tried her best to kill them all, including herself. Yet, she crawled from the wreckage and struck out for life. If another life awaited her, surely these three men would seek her out, if for no other reason than to find out - why?
This peice of fiction brought to you by:
DarkThorn King
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Friday, July 17, 2009
Redneckah's Take
Ya'll ain't telling it right at all.
First off, Mr. Bloodtrail wasn't drinking no scotch. No sir. Scotch is way too classy, and we all know Mr. Bloodtrail's a sleezy, no-good low-life who'd sellout his own mother for a quick buck. Mr. Bloodtrail wans't drinking nothing—he pulls shit like slicing up people who're minding their own business when he's stone-cold sober. Imagine what he's like after a few swigs of whisky (and not the good kind, neither—we're talking the bottom shelf, $9.99 party handlers of the stuff).
Now Darkthorn, he's a mess. Plain and simple. Always bitching and moaning about something or other. Can't count on him to pose long enough for a picture without crumbling into a puddle of snotty tears. I swear you look at him sideways and he's gotta go scribble a poem about you done broke his heart.
Panthera, as you can likely guess, is just a floozy. Uses tequila as an excuse for other people to go and lick her wherever they please. I happen to know her favorite spot is on the bottom of her foot, but she'll take a tongue just about anywheres.
So there ya go. I'm the only one who's got her head screwed on straight in the bunch. But I don't let that bother me none. Being with these Rogues is kinda like a family reunion for me. Lotsa hollering, drinking and someone usually winds up with a broken jaw. That's how we do. Take it or leave it.
-Redneckah
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
My Boys, My Boys
Sunday, July 12, 2009
Infamous Photo Shoot
Let's be real here - scotch first thing in the morning? BloodTrail has a way about him that leaves regular folks quaking in their shoes, and that's as it should be. He's dangerous. But he also sees this world through lenses that are sorely damaged.
Panthera and Rednekah were their usual beautiful selves, whooping it up and having a grand ol' time. It wasn't until that photographer made a pass at Panthera that things got a bit ugly. It wasn't BloodTrail that cut him up either. Panthera took care of her own light work.
Scotch in the morning can do this to a person. We love him though. Yes, he can be sick and demented, but he's never ever boring. In fact, his insanity is one of his redeeming characteristics. Word to the wise? Only a Rogue gets to speak this way about him. Anyone else has to deal with him personally.
And we won't stop him!
D.P. DarkThorn
http://www.dreadpiratedarkthorn.blogspot.com/
Mr. Bloodtrail Reflects on the Infamous Rogues’ Photo Shoot
This afternoon, I was in the middle of cleaning my guns, sharpening my knives, and organizing my restraints—tools necessary for me to develop some sharp and polished prose for my fans—when I reflected upon Friday's photo shoot. It's a wonder that we got such a good photo out of it, and I'll tell you why. I got there too early, so I had to "kill" some time. After washing the blood off my hands, I waited around until the remaining Rogues showed up late, drunk, and high. This perturbed me, since I am the consummate professional. Panthera didn't stick around for long; she headed off towards St. George Street with a bottle of tequila in each hand offering body shots to complete strangers, men and women. When she returned, she was crawling around on all fours and growling like a lioness. Rednekah, who could barely stand up at this point, started peeing in one of the empty Jack Daniels bottles used as props for the pictures. Then she totally forgot and thought she was holding a half-full bottle of Jack, and downed the whole goddamn thing. "Best fuckin' drink I've had in my whole life," she said before smashing the empty bottle over my head. When I came to, we somehow got into costume and posed long enough to get some pictures taken. Shortly thereafter, DarkThorn was up on the roof of the building sobbing about love and loss and finding things. About darkness and prickly things, before screaming, "I am a golden god!" He threatened to jump, but instead passed out and fell off the roof. Fortunately, a female student from Flagler College stood below and broke his fall. He's fine—she's in the hospital. By then, I was carving up the photog nice and ugly with my favorite butcher's knife, because I was getting bored and, quite frankly, it's what I do best. The other Rogues may tell you it happened differently—of course they will; they're embarrassed as shit—but I'm telling you this is how it all went down. Of course, I was high on acid the whole time. Cordially Yours, Mr. Bloodtrail
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Saturday, July 11, 2009
My Appearance
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The Rogues Ride Again!
Hello readers,
This post is a test of a cool app that Blogger offers. IF successful, you will be treated with posts from each of the Rogues as we wend our way through the incredible world of creative writing. You will not be disappointed when you come here. Our content will be fresh, crisp and entertaining. We have arrived. Our next step is to let the party know!
Coming soon: The Rogues Gallery Writer photo shoot!
D.P. DarkThorn
author@michaelrayking.com
Sunday, June 21, 2009
The Rogues Gallery Writers Arise!
We have grand plans that will be brought out here first. If you want to know what we're up to, you need to follow each of our blogs or this one or all of them. The content will be worth your while. Check out Jeff at http://www.mrbloodtrail.blogspot.com/. Tracy is located at http://www.tracypanthera.blogspot.com/. Michael and Rebekah's blogs are TBA.
Tag along with us. You'll be glad you did!
D.P. DarkThorn